02：13

坐在屏幕前

纠结又郁闷的希望

曼联T翻阿森那

damn u owen

 

经总结

girls&women always want to be the healer

however，

finally，

they all turned out to be the sber

 

欢乐

膜拜

 

 

Friends S3E04 00:13:42

 

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll.]

ROSS: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.

RACHEL: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?

JOEY: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?

ROSS: Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!

JOEY and ROSS: Go Joe!!!

 

记不起小时候看过的动画

所以以上是How i met G.I.Joe

 

 

Fuck me? Fuck you .
Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck the panhandlers grubbing for money,
smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck the squeegee men
dirtying up the clean windshield of my car.
get a fucking job.
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis
bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs,
curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day.
Terrorists in fucking training.
Slow the fuck down!
. . .getting one of those operations that elongate your penis.
Fuck the Chelsea Boys
with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps,
going down on each other in my parks and on my piers,
jiggling their dicks on my Channel 35!
Fuck the Korean grocers
with their pyramids of overpriced fruit
and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic.
Ten years in the country, still no speakee English .
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach .
Mobster thugs sitting in cafes, sipping tea in little glasses,
sugar cubes between their teeth ,
wheelin' and dealin' and schemin' .
go back where you fucking came from .
Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim
strolling up and down 47th Street
in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff,
selling South African apartheid diamonds.
Come on .Your wife deserves this.
Fuck the Wall Street brokers.
Self-styled masters of the universe.
Michael Douglas-gordon gekko wannabe motherfuckers
figuring out new ways to rob hardworking people blind .
Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life.
You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit?
give me a fucking break.
Fuck the Puerto Ricans.
Twenty to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls.
Worst fucking parade in the city.
And don't even get me started on the Dominicans,
'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good .
Who's this fuckin' guy?!get the fuck outta here!
Fuck the Bensonhurst ltalians with their pomaded hair,
their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions,
swinging their Jason giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats
trying to audition for ''The Sopranos.''
Fuckin' crack your fuckin' head open !
Bensonhurst! Bensonhurst!
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves
and their $50 Balducci artichoke.
Taxi !
Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted
and stretched all taut and shiny.
You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart.
Taxi !
Fuck the Uptown brothers.
They never pass the ball ,
they don't want to play defense,
they take five steps on every layup to the hoop,
and then they want to turn around
and blame everything on the white man .
We not giving it up!
We not giving it up!
Slavery ended 137 years ago.
Move the fuck on .
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers
and their 41 shots,
standing behind a blue wall of silence.
You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands
down some innocent child's pants.
Fuck the church that protects them , delivering us into evil .
And while you're at it, fuck J .C.
He got off easy --
a day on the cross, a weekend in hell ,
and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity.
Try seven years in fucking Otisville, J .
Fuck Osama bin Laden, Al Qaeda,
and backward-ass cave-dwelling
fundamentalist assholes everywhere.
On the names of innocent thousands murdered ,
l pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores
roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell .
You towel-headed camel jockeys
can kiss my royal lrish ass.
Fuck Jacob Elinsky.
Whining malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery,
my best friend,
judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturelle Riviera.
l gave her my trust, and she stabbed me in the back.
Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch .
Fuck my father with his endless grief,
standing behind that bar, sipping on club soda,
selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
ALL: Let's go, Yankees!
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it,
from the row houses of Astoria
to the penthouses on Park Avenue,
from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho,
from the tenements in Alphabet City
to the brownstones in Park Slope
to the split-levels in Staten lsland ,
let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage,
let it burn to fucking ash, and then let the waters rise
and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
No.
No. Fuck you, Montgomery Brogan .
You had it all ,
and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

万人大合唱

满场专属于她的绿光

无比好吃的芒果西米露沙冰

从后脚跟入..

我斑驳的血迹

再次于深夜赶赴朝阳医院急诊

此次光顾了外科

缘分呐

 

唔..还要在大董被凶残一顿

愿赌服输

 

低头攒米攒RP

T.T

xuan 说:
 暴雨了！

俺就不叠被 说:
 这边没有……

xuan 说:
 北京好大

 

 

有一天
我会厌倦原谅
你也会厌倦道歉

 

 

要是能淋场雨就好了

P孩：

昨天在电影院后面一MM说
诶～你也上开心网吧～上吧上吧
不过
别上错啊
是后面有001的那个

 

头头：

这不是笑话
是寂寞

爸妈来了

肠胃病了

暑期档都达成了

NBA store逛了

牛肉火锅下肚了

7月过去了

8月到来了

9月不远了

 

alone again 真好听